KRIS SAVED LU HAN'S DAY:
- Lu han: *fangirl* donald duck.. fan.. me.. big... autograph
- Donald duck:
- Kris: he says that he's a big fan of yours and he wants an autograph.
so after i saw the avengers
- these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
- girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
- girl 2: loki! duh!
- girl 1: uh no it was hulk
- girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
- girl 1: you're the weirdo!
- their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
The Effects of Mir's Engrish.
- Normal people: Waffles.
- Me: WAFFFRRRLLLSSS.
- Normal people: Today.
- Me: ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY.
- Normal people: Let's eat rice, everyone.
- Me: EVERYBODY RICE EAT.
- Normal people: I'm very happy.
- Me: MANY MANY HAPPY.
- Normal people: Lonely.
- Me: Ronely.
- Normal people: It hurts.
- Me: I'M OWWWWWWWW.
- Normal people: I love you but I can't be with you.
- Me: I LOVE YOU...BUT...YOU...SORRY.
